Golden Chicken Egg reported on Lynch Creek Trail

We received this call last week.

The report: A golden chicken egg was reported seen on the Lynch Creek Trail (in Petaluma, CA).

While we are shocked that this was left out of the mainstream media and even our local news, we are coming to terms that even the promise of riches and treasure cannot convince news media sources to cover this (in our estimation) most important branch of news.

If you or anyone you know has information regarding this incredible report, please get in touch immediately.

In the meantime, Field Agent Gio is going to do some investigating. I suppose he’ll be seeing you treasure hunters out on the trail.