Holiday Gremlin Invasion

In what most people are describing a “dubious, unwise and altogether terrible idea,” we here at My Town Is Magical are giving you, lucky reader, the option to bring Holiday Gremlins into your own home.

Gio’s been writing a story for the Argus Courier (his local paper) and it is all about Holiday Gremlins.

Since the story has come out, people have been (misguidedly) wondering what life would be like with a horde of mischievous Gremlins running amok in their home.

No matter how many times we describe, in detail, the absolute madness and chaos that this bring, people have romanticized the notion. We blame Gio’s lucid and captivating prose style. Regardless of why… there it is: People want Gremlins.

We are bowing to popular demand, and are opening the Gremlin Gateway to you. We wash our hands of this foolishness. We heartily recommend against having anything to do with Gremlins but, should you have the clouds of whimsy and fantasy clouding your judgement and wisdom, we are giving you the option to throw away your chance at a calm, collected, pleasant life at home.

Click here to get your Gremlin.

But don’t. Really. Just don’t.