Gremlins Invade Downtown Santa Rosa

As of Thanksgiving (November 26, 2020), the downtown area of Santa Rosa, California has become infested and nigh overrun with Holiday Gremlins.

The implications are many and vast. Here in the midst of a mischievous year, these dour Party Poopers of the First Order have made easy trans-reality gateways and are lurking about our cities, our towns and homes. The fabric of our world is ripe for mischief. To mischief-loving Gremlins, our holiday time is like a warm, delicious pie cooling unattended on an easily-reached window sill. They mean to take advantage of it.

If you find yourself swept up by their troubles and general sour-ness, please don’t hesitate to reach out. We will do our best to help.

In cases of Gremlin prevention, awareness and wariness are key. Keep your eyes open and your whiskers twitchy. If you spot them, it ruins their sense of secretive mischief, and they are highly likely to leave you alone in favor of a less observant mark.

Because of this, it is very important that, when Gremlins show themselves, you take the time to find them! Root them out! Stare them in their mischievous eyes and let them know that you’re not some ignorant oaf who’ll let a few hairy Gremlins muck about with their holiday!

For all information and maps related to the Santa Rosa sightings and Gremlin appearances, please click here.

May your holiday be lovely and Gremlin-Free.

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